Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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