im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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