dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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