But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I love you.
Bad choice
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