they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So vagazzling was a success
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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