How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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