Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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