im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Duck Duck Cougar?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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