I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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