Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
