Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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