I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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