I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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