Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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