Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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