why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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