I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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