so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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