I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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