Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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