Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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