on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
