it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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