My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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