I think I am morally bankrupt
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I would ride that face into the sunset
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
