Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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