Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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