What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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