Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Dick very happy bro
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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