Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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