i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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