I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I love you. Go after that dick
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
