i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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