I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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