The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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