I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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