Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You left your phone here
Wait...
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