I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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