I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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