Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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