I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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