she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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