if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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