just tell him i said nine months
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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