put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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