Whod you bang
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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