I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
3 2 1 whiskey
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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