So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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