Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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