Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Randomize
