yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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