the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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