And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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