Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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