Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
