sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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