FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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